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From 0xdeadbeef-request@petting-zoo.net Mon Aug 26 15:24:00 2002
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From: gkm@petting-zoo.net (glen mccready)
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To: 0xdeadbeef@petting-zoo.net
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Subject: Family Targetted Advertising
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Date: Sun, 25 Aug 2002 14:10:27 -0700
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Forwarded by: Gary Williams <garyaw1990@aol.com>
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
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short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
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life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
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from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
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card said nothing but "Maxwell House". Mom was puzzled at first, but
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then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till
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the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
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The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
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and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to
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her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
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"Extra Long, King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still
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happy for her daughter.
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The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for
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a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
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whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
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handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest
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Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
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and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a
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day, seven days a week, both ways."
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Mom fainted.
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