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Swarms of mutant grasshoppers crack windows. Sometimes, sometimes not.<br /><br />Swarms of mutant grasshoppers threaten to smother the children of *coughs* plot elements.<br /><br />Swarms of mutant grasshoppers blot out the sun and threaten all life on earth.<br /><br />All their mutant billions are miraculously killed in a few seconds by fiddling the power lines of the Midwest.<br /><br />It is difficult to describe the jaw-dropping awfulness of Locusts nor is there any point in attempting the job. Gotta be seen. It is the Plan 9 of the current generation and is very highly recommended. |